Praise God! it’s friday!time for jokes of the week! A merry heart doeseth like a medicine. It is proven by medical science that laughter heals the body.
How? You might be asking your elves. Well… Its so simple people miss it. It raises endorphins in the body which helps fight off diseases. And not only that, its a true fact that God Almighty, El Shadad or widely known as El shaddai (The Almighty God) has a true sense of humor. He laughs at His enemies, and He created man from mud and breathed life into their nostrils. Who knew mud can make bodily noises.
Real Church Bulletins:
*low self esteem support group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
*For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery down stairs.
*The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy!"
*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the Choir. They need all the help they can get.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want to remember.
*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today, has been canceled, due to a conflict.